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Artist’s Bedroom Nonsite: January 2, 1990 (Bob’s Birthday) ArtworksArtist’s Bedroom Nonsite: January 2, 1990 (Bob’s Birthday)1989
I Like Conceptual Art/Conceptual Art Likes Me ExhibitionsI Like Conceptual Art/Conceptual Art Likes MeJanuary 10–February 10, 1990
Gravitational Mass Action/Reaction (A Fallacious Illustration of Newton’s Third Law of Motion) ArtworksGravitational Mass Action/Reaction (A Fallacious Illustration of Newton’s Third Law of Motion)1989
Transducer Action/Transaction no. 11 (Limited Supply) ArtworksTransducer Action/Transaction no. 11 (Limited Supply)1986
2 Dicks/1 Darrin: York, Sargent, Stevens (Relative Number of Bewitched Episodes) Artworks2 Dicks/1 Darrin: York, Sargent, Stevens (Relative Number of Bewitched Episodes)1988
“Kunst Digest,” Architectural Digest (Germany) Publications“Kunst Digest,” Architectural Digest (Germany)2009
Response to an unsolicited email from a former student whom I had not heard from in 15 years WritingsResponse to an unsolicited email from a former student whom I had not heard from in 15 yearsNovember 4, 2005
August 19, 1817, By Way of Turning Down a Prospective Student ArtworksAugust 19, 1817, By Way of Turning Down a Prospective Student1988
Delineating the Lineaments of Gratified Desire PublicationsDelineating the Lineaments of Gratified Desire2004
July 17, 1812, To a Very Young Admirer (Ten Years Old) ArtworksJuly 17, 1812, To a Very Young Admirer (Ten Years Old)1988
September 24, 1826, To Breuning in the Schonbrunner Garden ArtworksSeptember 24, 1826, To Breuning in the Schonbrunner Garden1988
Sentences on Post-Conceptual Decoration WritingsSentences on Post-Conceptual DecorationJanuary 2, 1998
Reported by Karl von Bursy as Part of a Conversation in 1816 ArtworksReported by Karl von Bursy as Part of a Conversation in 18161988
Dan Graham Tangram (An Artwork Stolen from Marco Bruzzone) ArtworksDan Graham Tangram (An Artwork Stolen from Marco Bruzzone)2007
My Worst Editorial Mistake that I’m Aware of to Date ArtworksMy Worst Editorial Mistake that I’m Aware of to Date2010
