Here’s a fun game that I like to call “Which Are Damien Hirst Sculptures and Which Are Pirates of the Caribbean Action Figures?” EphemeraHere’s a fun game that I like to call “Which Are Damien Hirst Sculptures and Which Are Pirates of the Caribbean Action Figures?”2017
July 17, 1812, To a Very Young Admirer (Ten Years Old) ArtworksJuly 17, 1812, To a Very Young Admirer (Ten Years Old)1988
Gravitational Mass Action/Reaction (A Fallacious Illustration of Newton’s Third Law of Motion) ArtworksGravitational Mass Action/Reaction (A Fallacious Illustration of Newton’s Third Law of Motion)1989
Scripts for Art: Charles Gute & Christian Jankowski ExhibitionsScripts for Art: Charles Gute & Christian JankowskiSeptember 18 – October 16, 2011
Mission District Eggleston Gives Zero Fucks WritingsMission District Eggleston Gives Zero FucksAugust 17, 2026
Response to an unsolicited email from a former student whom I had not heard from in 15 years WritingsResponse to an unsolicited email from a former student whom I had not heard from in 15 yearsNovember 4, 2005
I Like Conceptual Art/Conceptual Art Likes Me ExhibitionsI Like Conceptual Art/Conceptual Art Likes MeJanuary 10–February 10, 1990
Dan Graham Tangram (An Artwork Stolen from Marco Bruzzone) ArtworksDan Graham Tangram (An Artwork Stolen from Marco Bruzzone)2007
“The Word” reviewed in San Jose Mercury News Publications“The Word” reviewed in San Jose Mercury NewsFebruary 14, 1990
Artist’s Bedroom Nonsite: January 2, 1990 (Bob’s Birthday) ArtworksArtist’s Bedroom Nonsite: January 2, 1990 (Bob’s Birthday)1989
Transducer Action/Transaction no. 11 (Limited Supply) ArtworksTransducer Action/Transaction no. 11 (Limited Supply)1986
Black Mountain College Survey: All the Serial Commas, Three Misspellings, and a Possessive ArtworksBlack Mountain College Survey: All the Serial Commas, Three Misspellings, and a Possessive2021
Cap’n Crunch Monochrome: Counterclockwise Spiral Beginning at Lower Right-Hand Corner Relative to Placement Within Frame ArtworksCap’n Crunch Monochrome: Counterclockwise Spiral Beginning at Lower Right-Hand Corner Relative to Placement Within Frame1989
“Kunst Digest,” Architectural Digest (Germany) Publications“Kunst Digest,” Architectural Digest (Germany)2009
Sub-Techs: The New Post-Digital Sculpture ExhibitionsSub-Techs: The New Post-Digital SculptureApril 3 – May 2, 1998
Thirty-Four No Press Authors and One Hundred Twenty-One Random Letters PublicationsThirty-Four No Press Authors and One Hundred Twenty-One Random Letters2011
I Like the Art World and the Art World Likes Me ExhibitionsI Like the Art World and the Art World Likes MeJanuary 14 – March 5, 2011
I Like the Art World and the Artworld Likes Me PublicationsI Like the Art World and the Artworld Likes Me2011
Delineating the Lineaments of Gratified Desire PublicationsDelineating the Lineaments of Gratified Desire2004
My Worst Editorial Mistake that I’m Aware of to Date ArtworksMy Worst Editorial Mistake that I’m Aware of to Date2010
Reported by Karl von Bursy as Part of a Conversation in 1816 ArtworksReported by Karl von Bursy as Part of a Conversation in 18161988
September 24, 1826, To Breuning in the Schonbrunner Garden ArtworksSeptember 24, 1826, To Breuning in the Schonbrunner Garden1988
I saw a live rat that shall henceforth be named . . . WritingsI saw a live rat that shall henceforth be named . . .2007
untitled (SPAM; inscribed fragment at Sant’ Ambrogio Basilico, Milan) Artworksuntitled (SPAM; inscribed fragment at Sant’ Ambrogio Basilico, Milan)2002
Letter to a gallerist concerning the reemergence of an old artwork WritingsLetter to a gallerist concerning the reemergence of an old artworkFebruary 20, 2023
2 Dicks/1 Darrin: York, Sargent, Stevens (Relative Number of Bewitched Episodes) Artworks2 Dicks/1 Darrin: York, Sargent, Stevens (Relative Number of Bewitched Episodes)1989
Scripts for Art: Charles Gute & Christian Jankowski PublicationsScripts for Art: Charles Gute & Christian Jankowski2011
Sentences on Post-Conceptual Decoration WritingsSentences on Post-Conceptual DecorationJanuary 2, 1998
August 19, 1817, By Way of Turning Down a Prospective Student ArtworksAugust 19, 1817, By Way of Turning Down a Prospective Student1988
